Lately I have been seeing a lot of pink. Pink shoes on football players, pink bottle caps, pink tongue scrapers…Hmmm… Wait. What’s this? I am suddenly feeling awash in breast cancer awareness! I can’t fight the urge to go donate! I am drawn as if by the moon to cancer.org. Shucks, who knew? Painting the world in Pepto Bismol will save the breasts! Save all the breasts! Here’s an idea. It’s crazy but hear me out. You ready? Instead of Tony Romo wearing a pink jock strap, how about redirecting the collective funds currently supporting pink man panties, and, I don’t know, donating them to the people who are actually trying to do something to affect a cure? Consider clicking HERE. You know. If you actually want to do something to help. Besides dying your pubes fuchsia.
*If you wish to make your very own scrumptious vegan boob cupcakes (because everyone knows that vegan boobs taste better), check out the recipe HERE.