Dear Cafeteria Cashier: Keeper of the Salad Dressing for the Overpriced Salads, Who Baited and Switched Me by Handing me FAT FREE Ranch That I Was Too Nice to Give Back,
THAT. Was vomit-trocious. I feel violated by maltodextrin and assorted foul-flavored chemicals. Gah. Fat free salad dressing. Why? Just fucking why?