I was about to go home and smack my kids around, maybe inflict some contusions and osseous fractures, then lock them in their room and promise them next time would be worse if they go and tell anyone. However, I just logged into Facebook and saw all of these cartoons in place of profile pictures, and I’ve decided to amend my abusive ways. My children send their gratitude. Way to go! Let’s keep on fighting the things we don’t like by playing picture games. Makin’ moves, you badasses, you.